A Cold Hearted Christmas

SHOW DATES

November 21st through December 31st, 2025
Fridays and Saturdays in November | Thursdays through Sundays in December
Closed Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Early Show

Doors Open – 4pm

Dinner Served – 4:30pm

Show Starts – 5pm

Show Ends – 6:30pm

Late Show

Doors Open – 7:30pm

Dinner Served – 8pm

Show Starts – 8:30pm

Show Ends – 10pm

‘Tis just before Christmas and all about town, E.B. Neazer Enterprises is stirring and shutting everyone down.

E.B. Neazer is the meanest, nastiest “grinchiest” citizen in town. He owns everything and hates everyone and on Christmas Eve he’s decided now is the time to spread his own wicked brand of Christmas cheer.

It appears he’s planning on closing Sister Mary Agnostic’s orphanage, buying out Miss Sarah Ann Dippitey’s bordello, firing Bob Scratchit, his only employee, and giving Marshal Jim Courtright a headache.

It seems our hero, Marshal Jim Courtright, will never get his Christmas stocking hung by the chimney with care, unless you join the posse and help find out who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Hitch up the one-horse sleigh and join us for our interactive comedy murder mystery dinner experience.

Show Dates

Plan to Arrive One Hour Prior to Showtime

Doors Open One Hour Prior to Showtime | Dinner is Served 30 Minutes Prior to Showtime

Friday Nov 21

8:30 PM Show

Saturday Nov 22

8:30 PM Show

Friday Nov 28

5:00 pm Show

Friday Nov 28

8:30 pm Show

Saturday Nov 29

5:00 pm Show

Saturday Nov 29

8:30 pm Show

Sunday Nov 30

5 PM

CALL FOR AVAILBILITY

Thursday Dec 4

5 PM

Friday Dec 5

5 PM

Friday Dec 5

8:30 PM

Saturday Dec 6

5 PM

Saturday Dec 6

8:30 PM

Closed for Private Event

Sunday Dec 7 

5 PM

Thursday Dec 11

5 PM

Thursday Dec 11

8:30 PM

CALL FOR AVAILBILITY

Friday Dec 12

5 PM

Friday Dec 12

 8:30 PM

Saturday Dec 13

5 PM

Saturday Dec 13

8:30 PM

Sunday Dec 14

5 PM

Thursday Dec 18

5 PM

Thursday Dec 18

8:30 PM

CALL FOR AVAILBILITY

Friday Dec 19

5 PM

Friday Dec 19

8:30 PM

Saturday Dec 20

5 PM

Saturday Dec 20

8:30 PM

Sunday Dec 21

5 PM

Friday Dec 26

5 PM 

Friday Dec 26

8:30 PM

Saturday Dec 27

5 PM

Friday Dec 27

8:30 PM

Sunday Dec 28

5 PM

CALL FOR AVAILBILITY

Wednesday Dec 31

UPSCALE NYE SHOW

TICKETS WILL OPEN FOR SALE MID-NOVEMBER 

Marshal Jim Courtright

Jim is an all around good guy struggling to maintain law and order in the wackiest "Wild West" imaginable. All he wants this Christmas Eve is to sing carols and trim the tree, but E.B. Neazer is creating work for him and putting a serious damper on his holiday cheer.

E.B. Neazer

The town’s wealthiest and most thoroughly despicable citizen. Perpetually on Santa’s “naughty” list, he’s a mean one that will stop at nothing to get what he wants! If Neazer keeps this up someone might just scratch him off their Christmas list for good!

Sister Mary Agnostic

Sister Mary has a lot of bad habits! One of which is keeping secrets! The sister plans to keep the children in her orphanage very busy this Christmas Eve as she attempts to put a smile on Neazers face. The sister will soon find out she cannot rule over Neazer! .

Bob Scratchit

Poor Bob, it’s a blue, blue Christmas Eve for him this year. His wife has run off leaving him to raise their adopted son alone and that’s near impossible on the meager salary Neazer pays him. Will poor Bob's situation ever melt Neazers cold, cold heart?

Miss Sarah Ann Dippity

The madam of the local saloon, Sarah is spreading her own brand of Christmas cheer for the holidays. She's wishing Santa would put Marshal Courtright under the mistletoe this Christmas. However, Neazer's holiday surprise could be her establishment's demise.

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